Arrange for someone to put 9 hen eggs and 1 duck egg in a nesting box.

Arrange for someone to put a Sussex Chicken in with your Bantams

Arrange for someone to reposition your hen house

Arrange for someone to put a piglet in your hen house

Arrange for someone to paint your egg collecting basket pink

Arrange for someone to replace all your hens with guinea fowl

Arrange for someone to replace your dog with a fox

Arrange for someone to swap your cockerel for one that crows 2 hours earlier

Arrange for someone to paint a lion mark on your eggs before you collect them from the nesting box