Top 10 Hen Jokes

What is the difference between a Hen and a Duck?
Hens don’t like to swim on the river.

How many hens does Dave at the bottom of the lane own?
8

Why don’t hens go to work by train?
They don’t really need to travel far enough to warrant the cost of it.

Did you hear about the hen that laid 2 eggs on the same day?
Yes, one of ours did that last week.

Why does Farmer Giles lock his hens up in a hen house at night?
To stop foxes getting to them.

What happens if you feed a hen too much corn?
It gets fat.

What do you call your hen with only one leg?
Audrey.

Why don’t hens eat baked beans?
Because nobody has given them any.

3 hens sat on a perch, one turned round and said Cluck

How do you know if a hen has laid an egg?
you have a look to see if there is one in the nesting box.