Bride to be reprimanded for taking live hen on hen night
An unnamed, 6 month pregnant, 16 year old, Aberystwyth bride to be was reprimanded today for taking a live hen on her hen night in Bangor.
The bubbly 16 year old bride to be said;
“it was only a bit of harmless fun, we were going to take the hen back in the morning, but Kerry left it in the back of the mini-bus”
Asked if she thought that using the hen for a game of pass the parcel in the local KFC was a bit tasteless? Bianca replied;
“We wer’nt going to eat it!” [sic]
It’s been reported that the hen party smuggled the hen in to Jelps where they were observed plying it with cocktails before releasing it on the dance floor.
The hen was later seen sat in the gents urinals, behind the bar, and up in the rafters near the side fire escape.
There are also unconfirmed reports that a video was uploaded to YouTube showing local telemarketer Kevin simulating a sex act with the hen and a also that a selfie was uploaded to Facebook showing Bianca with the Hen stuffed down her top.
Apparently the selfie was captioned by bridesmaid Chantele as,
“Bianca always said she wanted a big hen* between her chest*, LOL, LOL”*
* edited for decency reasons